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so i was telling my friend about how when we burn limbs at home i get the urge to dance naked around them and he thought i was talking about human limbs…tree limbs
we burn tree limbs
I HAD A VERY DIFFERENT IMAGE OF ALABAMA
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The sky is full of a million, million voices saying yes, of course we’ll help. You’ve touched so many lives, saved so many people. Did you think when your time came, you’d really have to do more than just ask? You’ve decided that the universe is better off without you, but the universe doesn’t agree.
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I’m not too fond of snakes, but I can’t seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously.
dont smoke weed kids
omg
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science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
in mary shelley we trust
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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.
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Sh*t, it’s 2am, I meant to go to Bed Several Hours Ago: An Autobiography
Oops, It’s 4am, I Should Probably Go to Bed: A Memoir.
Bloody Hell, Is that the Sunrise?: A Thrilling Conclusion to the Trilogy of Regret
Fuck it, I’ll Just Attempt to Stay Up ‘Till Sundown: A Spin-Off
What Fucking Day Is It Anymore?: The Movie Adaptation
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i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much
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An interesting model of our solar system’s path as it travels through space in the Milky Way.
Certainly a departure from usual models that show the Sun as a static object, which it certainly isn’t
I had no idea this was happening. Where are we going?
To fuck some shit up
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